:******O she’s crying in shock. Tears of my mother! Wear them now on your earlobes and emanate terrible beauty. There are 13 jewels, one for each of your hearts. Wiggle in the wind to the fascination. These are the earrings you lost while making egg salad. Crunchy egg salad you think! Brilliant. Good thing it wasn’t egg shells! An earring is much more appetizing. Earrings sold as a pair.